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Slow and Painful USC Beer Bong

by nixforsix on September 7, 2009

in drinking

I’m posting this video for two reasons. And neither one of them are because this guy handles a beer bong like a champ. I’m going to ignore the fact that he deliberates and stalls for so long before starting his ever so slow finishing of bong. I’d like to focus on two different subtleties in the video.

1) Look on the left side of the video and spot the two little kids watching all of this go down. Where are their parents? I guess you got to learn how to chug a beer at some point in life. Might as well start early.

2) Apparently USC fans did not get the memo about men over the age of 12 wearing jerseys to the game. It appears that guys not wearing a jersey are in the minority.

Tagged as: beer, beer bong, jersey, southern cal

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Tailgating Rules: Jerseys

by nixforsix on August 25, 2008

in rules of tailgating,tailgatress,Uncategorized

Any of age male Drunken Tailgater shall not wear a jersey unless they are the relative or close friend of a player. Leave the jerseys for hot girls and little kids. Why? Because you look like a tool. That’s really the only reason necessary.

This is not ok:

This is very much ok:

Tagged as: bama, jersey

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