Tailgate Reading: SEC Safety Reminders

by nixforsix on September 9, 2011

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Everyday Should Be Saturday and bring you some helpful safety guidelines for SEC conference play. My favorites:

“Fans are reminded that referring to any alcohol illicitly smuggled into the stadium as “Top-Relf Liquor” will NOT prevent your ejection by security.”

“The Vol Navy is a valued part of Tennessee tradition, but please stop telling Holly Rowe you’re promoting her to Rear Admiral.”

“Fans, please do not give any money to Matt Jones. He is not just using it to “get his mind right and turn things around.””

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