There was a time in my life that I caved every time a rep for a cigarette company approached me in a bar. Attractive girls and shiny objects always confuse me. I’d hand over my address and get a flashlight or something in return. I’d end up leaving the gift at the bar and then receiving junk in the mail. Except for the one occasion when Marlboro actually sent me something useful. A metal bottle opener that’s about the size of a credit card. I was now free to abandon the stigma of the bottle opener keychain. Just slip this discreet card into your wallet and use it only when necessary.
If you can’t find one for free, you can get 5 for $5.49 from The Bar Stop. I’m personally setting my sights higher and hoping to one day grab customized set of 500 openers with the Drunken Tailgate logo on them.
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