In my younger days I was no stranger to wearing Hypercolor t-shirts, Reebok Pumps, and of course a slap bracelet. We all did. Then some kid in NY cut himself with one and ruined the fun for everybody else. Now I can keep my tailgating drink cold with a koozie that utilizes the same concept. KoozieSlap.com sent me a couple of their slap bracelet style koozies. Besides the obvious nostalgia and novelty, these koozies are quite functional. Unlike other koozies I was able to successfully use the same slap koozie on a can, bottle, glass, and solo cup. You can order these bad boys for $5 in a generic design or for North Carolina, Duke, Florida, Penn State, East Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia Tech. Check out the slap koozie in action…
I don’t know if Penn State tailgaters are worse than other fans or if they are just more willing to tape themselves and post it on Youtube. Either way, here’s another helping to follow up on previous Happy Valley tailgating exploits.
There’s no singing to Miley Cyrus for these tailgaters, but they do carry on the tradition of tailgating on top of their cars. For these Nittany Lions fans, the main attraction is the funnel.
Following in the grand Penn State tailgating tradition of this and this comes a truly absurd video. I’d say this is roughly 20 dudes and 5 unattractive chicks rocking out to Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA before the 2009 Iowa game. If you wanna judge them for cranking the song, go for it. But I’d like to point out some of the other tailgating mistakes going on in Happy Valley:
- Mardi Gras beads (always lame)
- Confederate Flag flying in the background (especially bad above the Mason Dixon line)
- One guy wearing nothing but overalls (props to Zubaz pants guy though)
- Multiple guys wearing jerseys (only girls…only girls)
- Dude wearing a dog tag
- Am I crazy or did the kid on top of the truck make a mixed drink in a handle bottle? I kinda feel like this is the liquor equivalent of tricking out a Honda Civic.
