We’ve featured and used many different ways to sneak alcohol into a game. And a flask is our usual modus operandi these days. However there was a time that I favored using miniature liquor bottles. The downside is that you have to make a special trip to the liquor store and buy them at a premium. And getting them inside the stadium can be tricky depending on how many you are taking. The plus side is that you know how much your pouring, and you have the freedom to take different liquors to the same game. Here to help with the carrying in part of the process is the The Bootlegger. This elastic sleeve fits six minis and will secure to your leg underneath your clothes. I haven’t seen this product in person, so I can’t speak to the variety of widths it will fit, or how snug and secure it fits. At $10, plus the repeated cost of buying miniatures, it’s a bit more expensive than a flask.

by nixforsix on June 15, 2010
in drinking

Liquor.com has created a cheat sheet to guide you through the many different brands of bourbon. I would guess that most people decided on the bourbon of choice by chance or availability as much as a taste comparison. And really, there’s nothing wrong with that. But this handy list will give you an idea of what other bourbons follow the same basic recipe. You may not want to buy a whole bottle, but it’s an idea for mixing it up the next time you’re at the bar.
“There’s the “traditional bourbon recipe,” which calls for about 70 percent corn and then roughly equal amounts of rye and barley. Knob Creek, Jim Beam, Wild Turkey and Evan Williams fall into this group. Then there’s the spicy “high-rye recipe,” which includes a higher percentage of, you guessed it, rye. Basil Hayden’s, Four Roses and Buffalo Trace all follow this formula. The last group is the “traditional wheat recipe,” which, according to Lubbers, has a “sweeter and softer” taste since it’s made from corn, barley and wheat. Maker’s Mark, Van Winkle and W.L. Weller are examples of this style.”
(photo by poohba02)
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Buffalo Trace,
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I’ve wondered aloud for at least five years why no one made koozies for 40 ounce bottles. If I had the inventor’s spirit (instead of a mediocre blog spirit) I would have produced them myself. However, there are much more motivated people in the world like BoozinGear.com who have figured how to make such things. They were kind enough to send me a sample of the 40oz Koozie and I was willing enough to go pick up a 40 oz. of High Life on a Thursday night for the sake of science.
The first thing you’ll notice is that the koozie is made to look like a krinkled brown paper bag. Hobo chic if you will.
“Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.” -Mugatu
So that feature might bring some oohs and ahhs at some sort of theme party. However, the standard features are what make this koozie worth buying. I found that my beer stayed sufficiently cold for roughly forty minutes. So as long as you keep up your standard power hour pace, you’re in the clear. The second feature is the handle sewn onto the side. Now you can feel free to gesture wildly without the fear of sending an Olde English into someone’s cranium. Unless that’s your thing.
So between the novelty (brown bag design), function (keeps your beer cold) and the comfort (handle really does make a difference) I’m going to have to give the 40 Ounce Koozie the Drunken Tailgate approval. I do not have as a favorable review for that Champagne of Beers 40oz.

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koozie
Do you have a penchant for cycling and hard liquor? Me too! If you need a nip at stoplights on your way to the tailgate you can use this nifty bicycle mounted flask by Surly.

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Google trends (May 26th) would suggest that Bros Icing Bros was nothing before April and now it’s quite the search term (we’re still in the top 10 results until bigger sites mention it). On a personal level, I pulled off an icing and a block in the span of 15 seconds on Saturday and got to see two bros take a knee and chug. Oh the Sweet Life. Momma told me adulthood would be like this.

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